Schettino

Verb: So scared that you empty your bowels. Similar in pronunciation to "Shit in yo".

Named for Captain Francesco Schettino, who crashed a cruise ship in Italy and abandoned ship instead of staying with the ship to coordinate rescue efforts.

You were so scared that you Schettino pants.

by Homesnatch February 1, 2012

Schettinato

Skipper in Italian. Acting like a captain on the bridge but really making bad decisions.
The only maneuver on the bridge was the act of love with a blonde.
The 3 hour cruise that ended up on Giglio Island.
The captain was the first to arrive.

The captain schettinato the ship and was the first to cum.

by Doctorflailgood March 11, 2012

schuter

A person who who talks about toting the AK but has never even seen one.It came from a wannabe gangster german who had his ass kicked arouned to much.

"Hey man you better stay clear of him he totes""No he is just a straight up schuter"

by Jake May 13, 2005

Schettino

Coward, cowardly. Derived from the name of the captain of the luxury liner Concordia, because he ran it aground Jan. 2012, by going too close to shore, and then abandoned ship on a lifeboat and refused to return to help the other passengers or crew get off the boat safely, because he was scared to go back on the ship.

"You like to push women around? Gawd, you're such a Schettino."

"Don't be so Schettino. Just jump: the diving board is only three feet high and you're making everybody else wait to dive!"

"He had unprotected sex with her repeatedly; then when she turned up pregnant, he left town. Very Schettino-ish."

by righteously outraged 1 January 28, 2012

schmut

to aquire an electronic virus downloads or other detramental problems in common electronics. Found most commonly in computers

Hey you two dont put any schmut on my computer!

by Russel Moore July 30, 2008

Renee Schuttler

A beautiful, warm-hearted girl. She loves her friends, and is loyal to her boyfriend. She is picky with guys, but when she finds the right one, she's all in. Very athletic, and has a great body. She's sometimes shy when around certain people. She's always happy but when you push the wrong button, she'll push you. She's crazy and goofy and likes to have fun.

Renee Schuttler shy warm-hearted Goofy Fun

by CrazyinLove15 February 3, 2010

Schatze

Schatze is the older sister we wished we had. She is fiercely protective, fiercely loyal, extremely caring, and she is always willing to help out no matter the cost. She is an amazing friend and is much smarter than most people give her credit for. Super low self esteem and severely misunderstood by many, but she has an amazing personality and is one of the best friends you'll ever have and one of the worst enemies if you cross her.

We all need a Schatze in our lives

by Briecheeseits September 28, 2018