schlumpf

the part of the male anatomy that enters the female vagina during intercourse

tom pace has a large schlumpf

by Uncle Charlie February 2, 2003

Schloop

to have sex or tap that

I'm gonna schloop that tonight.

by The Ladue Crew November 15, 2007

Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

Schloop

The act of swiftly taking off a condom, typically in one smooth motion.

I had to fake it so I Schlooped and threw the rubber hat behind the bed.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

pink schloop

When anal sex reaches a point of dryness the penis is pulled out and causes the anus to retract with the penis.

i.e; I pink schloop Earna all day.
i.e; Lynette is the best for pink schlooping.
i.e; Bobby takes good pink schloops.

by ginga! September 8, 2006

shlomp

sitting in a bent way

dan assleap

by danny cadman April 26, 2003

Romper Schlomper

When a person smokes the last of the marijuana through a bong and then tips the bong water over their penis before receiving a blow job.

Oh no! Harry is about to have the last bong! Quick who wants to give him a Romper Schlomper?

by Nuronix October 15, 2021