schadenfreuder

A schadenfreuder is someone who emotionally regulated their own mood by making sure others are hurt or failing, a motive commonly associated with people who narcissize.

she's a schadenfreuder

by Bobbystrurrew July 19, 2023

schartenfreude

Pleasure derived from awareness that someone soiled themself intending to pass wind.

Upon hearing a loud juicy brap from the rear of Gary's pants and subsequently noting his awkward embarrassed facial expression and reddening cheeks, Cyndy smiled secretly with schartenfreude and asked if he needed a wet-one.

by HoldingForth June 4, 2023

schaddeh

A Scottish mispronunciation of "shawty", pronounced /ˈçädɛ/~/ˈçädə/.
Used as an exclamation and sometimes as a noun similar to "cuh" or "mate".

"Schaddeh- She can fix attabout any code mite."

by Ehion September 21, 2023

Schadencarde

The feeling of looking at your second card in Holdem poker, which is something low and offsuit, after peeling the first card, which is an ace, or sometimes a king.

I peeled the ace of spades after an OMC opened, and felt such schadencarde when the other card was the six of clubs.

by Werdenschmidt November 5, 2023

Schadeocracy

A system of political or social governance established and maintained by causing pain to others.

Derived from the German "scháden" meaning "to hurt" or "cause damage".

And the suffix "-cracy" derived from the Greek denoting a particular form of government, rule, or influence.

Think democracy, autocracy or plutocracy but with thumb screws.

"I’m from Chicago, friend. The schadeocracy capital of the world. I don’t trust anyone"- Victor Timely Loki Season 2 Episode four.

by AlexCloud2275 November 22, 2023

Schad

Sexy m.f. with a big dick

Damn did u see that schad. He's a sexy m.f. with a big dick

by Bukdow December 27, 2023

schadensplush

Female version of schadenboner, as in taking immense pleasure in the suffering of others to the point of splushing.

Did you hear that the Hispanic lady that voted for deporting others just got herself deported?
I did and schadensplushed so hard I had to change my thong.

by JewDoc2 February 10, 2025