by JewDoc2 March 30, 2016
"My mortgage is paid off by my credit card that is paid automatically every month and the points are transferred to the airline company for immediate upgrades when traveling for business without surcharges"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"
by JewDoc2 November 09, 2019
Elderlying (v): to carry out the duties or to act in a manner more consistent with those of highly advanced age (coughing randomly without covering your mouth, complaining about random pains to people in an elevator or to tell young people how better they have it).
"Dad can you please stop coughing loudly during the movie"
"Honey, can't you see that dad is elderlying"
"Honey, can't you see that dad is elderlying"
by JewDoc2 November 09, 2019
Female version of schadenboner, as in taking immense pleasure in the suffering of others to the point of splushing.
Did you hear that the Hispanic lady that voted for deporting others just got herself deported?
I did and schadensplushed so hard I had to change my thong.
I did and schadensplushed so hard I had to change my thong.
by JewDoc2 February 10, 2025