Definitions by JewDoc2
Pussy interference
Girl 1. I was chatting up this dude and my friend asks about my husband.
Girl 2. She was running pussy interference!
Girl 2. She was running pussy interference!
Pussy interference by JewDoc2 February 8, 2026
schadensplush
Female version of schadenboner, as in taking immense pleasure in the suffering of others to the point of splushing.
Did you hear that the Hispanic lady that voted for deporting others just got herself deported?
I did and schadensplushed so hard I had to change my thong.
I did and schadensplushed so hard I had to change my thong.
schadensplush by JewDoc2 February 10, 2025
elderlying
Elderlying (v): to carry out the duties or to act in a manner more consistent with those of highly advanced age (coughing randomly without covering your mouth, complaining about random pains to people in an elevator or to tell young people how better they have it).
"Dad can you please stop coughing loudly during the movie"
"Honey, can't you see that dad is elderlying"
"Honey, can't you see that dad is elderlying"
elderlying by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019
advanced adulting
"My mortgage is paid off by my credit card that is paid automatically every month and the points are transferred to the airline company for immediate upgrades when traveling for business without surcharges"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"
advanced adulting by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019