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Sexy m.f. with a big dick
Damn did u see that schad. He's a sexy m.f. with a big dick
Schad by Bukdow December 27, 2023

Schad-on 

An erection of the penis aroused by extreme enjoyment of schadenfreude.

Noun: Schad-on.
Plural Noun: Schad-ons.
I just saw a cyclist fall over at the traffic lights, it gave me a massive schad-on.
Schad-on by rob260 August 20, 2016

bishop schad 

The most Hispanic grade school in all of South Jersey, consists of feisty Spanish hoes and famous Jack Daniels drinking Jeff. A school where drugs are filled through the halls and where they call black guys their father through the streets.
Hey, we're playing Bishop Schad tonight, hope we don't get mugged by Hispanics
bishop schad by GboyPoppy January 13, 2014

Robby Schad 

He is usually very nice, but not on April fools day.
Hey look its Robby Schad

He's very nice

Not on april fools day!
Robby Schad by DirpDiamond April 1, 2022

Scha Elinnea 

People with this name are good in acting and singing, so they definitely become a singer of an actress. They're also pretty and sexy that all guys want to marry them so much. Their hobbies are saying the word "yih" and mencarut everyday.
Bill: Josh, look! Scha Elinnea is a great actress!
Josh: I know, but she also mencarut everyday.
Adam: Yih is the most favourite word used by her.
Scha Elinnea by Wanita Brunei June 28, 2022

schadenboner

Taking really, REALLY immense delight in the misfortune of some loathesome person-like creature. Well beyond garden-variety schadenfreude, a case of schadenboner lasting beyond four hours means the tumescent owner must seek medical attention.
The final exposure of Dan Rather as a failshit partisan back in 2004 gave me a 3-hour schadenboner..at least.
schadenboner by Adroit January 24, 2011
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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