Upon hearing a loud juicy brap from the rear of Gary's pants and subsequently noting his awkward embarrassed facial expression and reddening cheeks, Cyndy smiled secretly with schartenfreude and asked if he needed a wet-one.
by HoldingForth June 04, 2023
A descriptive of a powerful unpleasant smell wafting from under the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis head.
She went down, worked his shaft from the base, and upon reaching the head and pulling back the hood, was blown back by a bacterial stench. She then came up and asked he wipe down his penis before they proceed, because "it was mega-maga down there".
by HoldingForth October 21, 2022
A manatee is what we sometimes see when observing a well-formed floating turd in the toilet that at first glance appears to be just a ball, but that after glancing sideways we become aware is long and floating in a perfectly vertical position.
I wasn't that impressed when I first looked at my shit because it felt bigger, but then was kinda pleased with the length when I looked from a different angle. Bit of a manatee!
by HoldingForth February 02, 2024