The scale on which someone's coolness is based, reaching from -100 to +100 Dourifs. 0 Dourifs is average. Named after the actor Brad Dourif, who is universally accepted as a cool and talented person.
Dude, you know Nick Griffin? I've heard he is one of 3 people in the world to rate at -100 on The Dourif Scale.
by Bassinator March 17, 2011
Get the The Dourif Scalemug. A logarithmic scale used to express how bofl something is. Normal values are 1-10, 10 being the most extreme.
by BOLIVER February 2, 2003
Get the boflichter scalemug. The measurement of a video game's character creation system in recreating actor Steve Buscemi's face.
I love Skyrim, but I don't it's customization options come close to cracking the Buscemi code, I think it gets a 6 on The Buscemi Scale.
by Jlwiesler July 27, 2015
Get the The Buscemi Scalemug. The scale (also know as “BC”) used to rate a chic you see in the back country, vs. in a big urban area like r your hometown. Generally you get a +2 bump up since almost every backcountry chic is full granola.
by ACL shredder October 12, 2023
Get the backcountry scalemug. A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.
1 being - I wouldn’t hit that
2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would
3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t
and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
1 being - I wouldn’t hit that
2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would
3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t
and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
by spencer.oc October 10, 2017
Get the The Johnny Scalemug. A Scale Devised by sociopsycologist and rapper Lil' Jon to describe the magnitude of energy, or crunkness, at a party. Crunkness is rated on a ten point scale with 1 being the lowest. This scale is highly subjective, so what is crunk for some might not be for others.
Guy 1: Dude that party last night was a ten on the Crunk Scale!
Guy 2: no it didn't you dumbass, it was a 2!
Guy 2: no it didn't you dumbass, it was a 2!
by eseguety April 10, 2009
Get the The Crunk Scalemug. The Fairusa Scale is the scale is used to determine that a woman of unknown hotness, is either actually really hot, or that you want to punch her right in the mouth.
The scale takes into consideration all possible possible images of Fairusa Balk, then you pass in the woman of unknown hotness, using specific comparison algorithms, comparison operators, and levers and pulleys. you can then extrapolate that you may in fact have to punch a woman right in the mouth.
this scale actually runs along side the normal Scale of Hotness that is also know as the 1 - 10 Scale of Hotness.
The scale takes into consideration all possible possible images of Fairusa Balk, then you pass in the woman of unknown hotness, using specific comparison algorithms, comparison operators, and levers and pulleys. you can then extrapolate that you may in fact have to punch a woman right in the mouth.
this scale actually runs along side the normal Scale of Hotness that is also know as the 1 - 10 Scale of Hotness.
Damn, look at that girl over there, I cannot tell if she is hot or I just want to punch her in the mouth, I am going to need to run this through the Fairusa Scale to find out.
*BAM* right in the mouth, she was a 2,
*BAM* right in the mouth, she was a 2,
by kernelsandirs October 3, 2013
Get the Fairusa Scalemug.