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salsa dinero

the incredible bond between the one they call mena (or salsa) and the one they call money (or teddy). nothing beats this bond. it has conquered the most evil of beings, including dragons, stevo, witches, etc. praised by the greek gods, and all other gods, as well as any and all of everything. it rules everything too which shows that its a boss, which it undisputedly is. honor this bond. it IS superior to you and overall is outright BETTER than you are or ever will be. informally called: s-d
by gramena October 19, 2010
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Salsa Blanco

Salsa that carries barely any heat, typically sold by most Mexican restaurants to white people who can’t handle spicy food. A play on words- the two most common kinds of salsa are salsa verde and salsa rojo, so with salsa blanco, they make up the three colors of the Mexican flag.
As much as I love the taco truck near my workplace, I wish they’d give me actual salsa instead of this uninspired salsa blanco stuff. I can handle the head, dammit.
by Shepherd Guy July 22, 2025
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Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.
"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."
by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023
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Salsa-Kompa

Salsa-Kompa is the Haitian style of the Salsa music, characterised by typical instruments:
Piano, bongos, congas, timbales, trumpet, trombone, claves, cowbell, maracas, güiro,
Jam block, double bass,
flute, bass guitar, acoustic guitar, electric guitar, saxophone, vibraphone, violin, tres, cuatro.

The only difference between the two genres is that the regular Salsa is sung in Spanish while Salsa-Kompa is sung by Haitian Kompa Singers in Haitian Creole.
Are you going to the Salsa-Kompa festival on Saturday?
by Negre Marron Records September 7, 2018
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street salsa

Fucking a Hispanic chick in the middle of the street while she’s on her period. As you finish yell “street salsa!”
Person 1: Hey man I had some street salsa this weekend and it was great!
Person 2: That sounds messy!
by illwill16 June 12, 2023
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Texas Salsa

A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus
Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020
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