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Silk Road

Quite simply the best place to go to find drugs. It's hard to get to, but once you're there, every single drug imaginable is available for you to order. LSD, DMT, shrooms, ketamine, heroine, cocaine, marijuana, all only a couple of clicks away!

The site uses virtual currency called bitcoins, which are as untraceable as money can get.

It's been called the amazon.com of drugs, but that's an understatement!

Just look up silk road(anonymous marketplace) and prepare to be amazed.
"Dude, I just ordered an 1/8th of shrooms off of Silk Road for 4.5 bitcoins!"

"Sweet, brah! I just got 5 tabs of acid for a little under 10 bitcoins!"

"Most triumphant, my brother."
by iexist8 September 25, 2011
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road toad

The driver who insists upon constant lane-changing during heavy traffic in a useless effort to gain position in traffic. Often ends up wedged under a semi.
The road toad trying to get ahead of us is now plastered to the side of a Swift truck.
by ezemofo February 4, 2010
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Roadside Memorial

A marker at the side of the road that is a remembrance of someone who died or was fatally injured there. Usually created by family and/or friends, typical memorials may contain photos, toys, flowers or a cross or plaque.
My friend was killed by a distracted driver at this intersection. I always notice the Roadside Memorial when I go by.
by yes juanito yes December 14, 2014
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Road Milking

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst driving.
My morning commute was made more interesting when a trucker pulled up next to my Honda and smiled. The initial flattery I felt, believing to be caught up in a playful flirtation, turned to fear. Upon closer inspection, it appeared that the trucker was engaging in an act of wanton road milking.
by Stingyjack December 17, 2009
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Off-road Head

The act of receiving road head while driving off-road so as to allow the bumps in the road do the work for you.

Caution: Driving too fast while receiving off-road head can have disastrous results. 15 mph is the maximum recommended speed.
Erin said she was too tired to give Michael road head so he turned his 4x4 down an old dirt trail to get some off-road head instead.
by drawkcaB August 5, 2015
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Franklin Road Academy

A school with Jim Crow laws filled with white ass e-boys who Jack each other off after school and bust on the thought of winning a football game.
We played the Franklin Road Academy basketball team yesterday and there wasn’t a single black person there.
by Druggedinabasement April 15, 2021
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Road head

Road head is sucking a guy off while he's driving. Hazards include decreased concentration in recipient of said blowjob, risk of sticky white stain on pants if your girl isn't a swallower, and of course getting caught by a cop

—Unofficial Guide to Giving Road Head—

Road head is awesome. The adrenaline rush of flying down the road with a dick down your throat is addicting. You just have to trust your man's driving ability.

Build up to it properly. Maybe he likes you to tease him first, or maybe it turns him on if you just attack him; road head is not about you, it's about him. Yeah, give this definition a big thumbs down if you think that's sexist, but I'm a girl and I take pride in giving great blowjobs, and giving great blowjobs means doing what he likes.

Wet your mouth. I don't care if the only thing in your vehicle is a three-day-old can of Dr Pepper, chug that bitch. Work up some spit in your mouth, get on your knees in the seat, and go for the D.

DO NOT use teeth. Keep in mind that the owner of this dick is driving the car you're riding in. Make it the best blowjob ever. If you're good at it, a blowjob is better for him than sex. So look your hottest, suck him till he cums and swallow it. Nothing good ever came of spitting, and anyway cum is a great source of protein!

Follow this guide and I guarantee you your man will never fuck your pussy again, he'll like your tongue too much
My boyfriend plays Backroad by Corey Smith in his truck when he's in the mood, so I curl up in the seat with my head in his lap, pull out his huge dick and suck it like it was the last blowjob of my life. He scratches my back, pulls my hair and slaps my ass because he knows what I like. After he cums down my throat, he pulls me up to him and kisses me, and says "damn baby, that was the best road head ever! I almost said the L word!"
by Setting_the_record_straight February 3, 2015
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