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Retard strength 

In strength sports community this refers to the abnormal genetic strength possessed by some individuals which is often accompanied by an utter lack of cognitive capabilities. Athletes who have "retard strength" are usually oblivious to any rational training programs or techniques, but despite that they out lift most of their mentally healthy peers.

Training while having this set of qualities, often results in an inevitable series of injuries and an eventual decline in performance. The athlete with retard strength, due to his limited mental capacity is unable to recognize this and pursuits competing with an eternal decline from his peak results.
"Hey look at that guy maxing out every week in both powerlifting and strongman!"
"Yeah he has that retard strength. Too bad he'll eventually fuck up."
Retard strength by Scholstr November 13, 2019

Social Retard 

A person who is retarted socially. Usually used to describe somebody with average or above average intellegence who is scared or ignoarant of what to do in a normal social situation.

That kid who nobody talks to, and if you try to initiate conversation with him he gets nervous and doesnt know what to say.
I asked that social retard how he was doing and he freaked out
Social Retard by abc123xyz December 30, 2008

Retard Pee

when you pull your pants all the way down to pee
look at that nigga Jr. taking a retard pee ass hanging out and everything.
Retard Pee by CJDCJD March 30, 2011

retard run

When a caretaker brings 2 or more disabled people to a grocery store and get a cartful for each one and proceeds to the same checkout line because they have to stay together.
Cahier:Man I just finished ringing up a retard run.
Manager: how many were there
Cashier: seven
retard run by assmonkey8452 February 5, 2015

gay retard 

o my god that guy is such a gay retard stop hurting cows
gay retard by asdfghjkl,mnbvcxz April 10, 2019

dog shit retard 

Someone who is completely retarded, like legit makes you wanna kill yourself.
Vinny: Whats the number for 911?
Owen: You're a fucking dog shit retard.
dog shit retard by uncirumcisedjew October 13, 2017
Anyone who makes up their own words and babbles them in a monotone with tired 1990s clichés about drugs, violence, sex, and money over a repetitive beat box and synthesizer loop with his hand on his crank. Usually has several "musicians" to back him up in case the other "band" wants to steal his equipment and sell it for crack. To portray a false illusion of musical talent they usually include a female soul singer in their recording so she can hide their crack in her panties.
Y'all wiggas will buy any CD by any raptard that the media will market to your demographic. MTV is one of the biggest marketers of raptards.
raptard by wigga June 24, 2003