Self Report

The best way to frame others, the reportee always has more trust than the one being framed, but go easy on the attacks because it may make you sus. Always act calm when attacked for self-reporting.

Cyan: I saw red kill!
Red: No you're framing me!
Blue: sub to my yt.
Lime: IDC
Black: self report!!!

by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020

sexual credit report

when a new love interest begins to inquire about one's sexual history, like a credit report, any sexual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.

Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."

by Pete Dick September 14, 2009

tps reports

A report, usually printed on soft, pliable paper. 'tps' is an acronym for Toilet Paper Substitute. Submitting a tps report without the requisite cover page is tantamount to leaving the toilet seat up after taking a leak. Both events usher a series of comments by superiors and peers alike.

"Could you pass some of your tps report under the stall wall, I'm fresh out"

by Tim C. November 11, 2004

The Drudged Up Report

False data. Made up tales from a phony internet news site that laughingly passes for true journalism. A spurious document created by a far right lunatic. Any news spin that is believed by dumb Fox News Fans

Hannity's news piece was a joke. His source was the Drudged Up Report. We all know that Matt Drudge is a puppet of GW Bush and a star Fox News Bushtard.

by Dane Eidson January 19, 2009

Report

The thing that your gonna do after seeing it

Oh hi mark u reported my defination now prepare to die

by Defination master November 11, 2020

REPORTED.

a term often used in league of legends when a teammate is violated the summoners code. The term is used to signal the offender that they have officially been reported to riots tribunal system and that they will soon after experience a guaranteed permanent suspension of their league of legends account.

0221beno (zed): man i wish i would have played that better, kinda unfortunate there. Welp better luck next time
swagboy (gangplank): reported.

by sokiritas April 19, 2021

Max Report

to talk about what you and your girlfriend did last night in great detail.

Max: "Yeah, me and my girl did that new position last night!"
Everyone else: "Ugh why does he always give the Max Report each chance he gets"

by OZ Timebomb February 24, 2011