Quarantino

To practice safe social distancing during a virus pandemic, you may opt to give your partner a footjob instead of a handjob or blowjob to limit the chance of transmission. In this context, a footjob is colloquially called a "Quarantino."

"Quarantino" is a portmanteau of "Quarantine" and "Tarantino" in reference to the extreme behavioral modifications expected during quarantine conditions and the acclaimed director's alleged foot fetish.

Suffering from acute boredom, my girlfriend offered to give me a blowie, but I was like, "Are you trying to give me the coronavirus? Take your socks off and give me a Quarantino instead."

by Trumplstiltskin March 20, 2020

QuaranTinder

Using the online dating app while in quarantine.

I tried to quaranTinder , but I swiped left every time.

by MarjorieEarlDean March 31, 2020

Quarantini

quar·an·tini
/ˈkwôrənˌtēnē

Noun
Wine + Cannabis

Verb
A luxury wine consumed over vapourized cannabis.

Spouse: "Quarantini after the kids go to bed?"
Spouse 2: "I'll charge the vape"

by Burlington Fresh Prince May 17, 2020

Quarantine

Hell.

Abby: We are going into quarantine.
Natalie: You mean hell?

by Rapidash192 October 20, 2020

quarintine

the dumb fuck ass shit we going through now

fuck life rn quarintine a bitch

by baddass_of_em_all April 17, 2020

Quarantitties

When a female has been quarantined so long that she’s gained enough weight to also gain a cup size.

Damn Haley been cooped up so long she done came out with some quarantitties

by Morgasm from gpt April 21, 2020

quarantine

the worst thing that has happened in 40 years, and probably gonna be taught in future history lessons. a global depression of boredom, sickness and overall twatness. covid-19, you suck.

teacher: today we're gonna be talking about covid-19 and the quarantine!
student: isnt it where everyone was bored and weren't allowed out for 6 months?
teacher: yes, jimmy. it was fucking horrid.

by plankt0n April 1, 2020