pump yo brakes

1. Slow down before you miss an opportunity
2. Watch out before you say something you may regret

1. I told T 'pump yo brakes there go a gang of hotties over there.'

2. Dell "Boy, I'm about to put my foot in yo a$$! I'm going to beat you like you stloe something, whip you like yo mama should have when you was a kid!!"
Kev "Yo! You need to pump yo brakes before you find yo self in a hospital room."

by Delow January 18, 2006

Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.

Steve is a two pump chump.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Pumpkin Spice Latte

The only thing white girls can even.

Starbucks is out of the pumpkin spice latte. I literally can't even.

by Fradoodlecaking awesomeness September 30, 2017

six pump rule

The rule which states, as long as it was under 6 thrusts, it doesn't count as sex.

"Woah Jimmy, I'm not ready for sex so keep it under six pumps! Remember the six pump rule"

"Did you take her virginity?" "Nah man, it was only five pumps! Stupid six pump rule!"

by bloom_luv November 4, 2013

Short Pump

1. A part of the West End of Richmond, Virginia generally synonymous with shopping or going to see a movie.
2. The place where Broad Street becomes the only eight lane road in Richmond that isn't a highway.

Guy 1: So what are you doing this afternoon?
Guy 2: I'm going to Short Pump to see a movie.
Guy 1: Dude, same, I'm going to Short Pump too, except to go to the mall with my girlfriend.
Guy 2: Sweet, maybe you and she can come over to McAlister's after y'all are done over at the mall.

Principal: Why were you late to school today?
Boy: Traffic
Principal: That's not a good enough reason.
Boy: I live in Short Pump. You try getting on 64 during rush hour.

by anonymoi June 10, 2005

pumpkin soup

meaning cheap. Pumpkin soup being the tin most likely to be donated to raffles and food drives for the homeless.

that girl's like pumpkin soup, neglected, unused, and cheap.

by Jackjack February 21, 2008

Pumper

The term ladies give to their man friends who do nothing but pump away. These types of men usually can't be bothered to engage in a bit of friendly foreplay. They are often related to the "pump 'n' dump" breed of man.

Andy is dating a pumper again.

by Turtle dick July 1, 2017