dick punching machine

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.

You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week

by stogeson September 16, 2009

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punching the cat

Having sex with a woman. Derivative of banging pussy.

"As good as she was looking, I had to end the night by punching the cat."

by TBH September 2, 2003

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Punchihewa

the coolest family on the block

We just had dinner with the Punchihewas'

by punchihewa October 27, 2008

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Punching the dark star

More commonly, but boringly, known as analingus.

Dude, it was so fucked up! As this chick was climbing up the ladder out of the pool, I pulled her bikini bottom down and started punching the dark star like there was no tomorrow. I mean, I could taste the last three meals she had eaten, know what I mean? We've all been there. Anyway, all of the sudden, her grandma appeared over the horizon and caught us. To make matters worse, it was right when she busted out a serious fart box queef. It was quite embarrassing, to say the least.

by Bobo Debauchery June 11, 2011

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