parachute

simply the equipment of a parachutist or a paratrooper that allows one to make a safe landing after jumping off an aircraft, not a fucking way of taking in some psychoactive or psychedelic shit

Joe was high in the air, enjoying the descent on a parachute, while Roger was high on drugs, weakly supine on the floor.

by fu55ball November 20, 2006

Parachute Ass

A person's ass that is very large and extends out far behind them, resembling the parachute used to slow down drag cars.

"John's ass is bigger than his stomach!"
"I know, its a real parachute ass."

by Roodeer March 26, 2016

Golden Parachute

When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.

Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.

by MeanJoeGreen1979 June 16, 2015

parachute pants

when you poop its parachute pants.

todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.

by jeremy December 15, 2003

pachua

1."Bitch hole"2. combination of a bitch and an asshole.3.commonly refers to gay men.

Whining like a pachua.

by Montgomery Adams January 16, 2009

pachuco

A Hispanic male of Mexican origin who is fond of Western wear. ie Cowboy hat, big belt buckle, tight ass pants.
Can be spotted in seedy neighborhoods, hanging out at gas stations, or headed to bars with mechanical bulls.

Hector was the baddest Pachuco in town man!

by Juan Perez April 18, 2006

Nirvaan Prabhu

Someone who is spoiled and bad at video games

Your such a Nirvaan Prabhu because you have an iPhone 11 and your bad at video games

by Tarna256 November 3, 2019