by Pingwog August 24, 2008
Get the Poon King mug.A desperate guy that continually pursues girls with excessively beat up vagina in hope of getting some, then in return is denied by said devastated vagina.
Fred: "Dude, you seen Jon? He's not answering his phone."
Jonathan: "I'm pretty sure that Poon Badger is somewhere in Dallas going after that one chick. Ya know, the one with that vagina scarier than a fuckin badger and/or mongoose?"
Fred: "Oh shit dude, really? Damn that thing was like a wrecking ball man! He better watch out or he is gonna get the clap."
Jonathan: "I'm pretty sure that Poon Badger is somewhere in Dallas going after that one chick. Ya know, the one with that vagina scarier than a fuckin badger and/or mongoose?"
Fred: "Oh shit dude, really? Damn that thing was like a wrecking ball man! He better watch out or he is gonna get the clap."
by Fred & Jon, aka professionals August 28, 2009
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I licked her poonan!
by Your Mom's Box March 28, 2004
Get the poonan mug.The most bad ass word ever created. Poon Suaza can mean anything you want. it all depends on how it is said. Poon Suaza can mean soming awesome or if you say it right It can mean somthing negitive. use it wisely. now get out there and poon suaza the world to hell!
Positive: So I saw this babe and she was the most poon suaza thing my ass has seen all day!
Negative: Thanks for the help you poon suaza looking bitch!
Negative: Thanks for the help you poon suaza looking bitch!
by Tad H. December 9, 2008
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Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.
Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.
Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.
Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally had that chick until I started talking about my ex."
Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."
Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."
by famousKid February 22, 2009
Get the poonacide mug.Common among females, two or more persons agree to plans at the beginning of the week that they will inevitably not follow through with. These plans are commonly forgotten due to the spontaneity with which they are created. Males that are aware of said plans are often able to detect that the plans will be cancelled due to the forgetfulness of the women, thus allowing them to also plan ahead to spend time with their female companions.
"Sally said she had already agreed to meet Gina for dinner this friday but those were just poon plans, I'm sure she'll be free that night."
by everybodywangchungtonight March 8, 2009
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