Philosophyism

Absolutely certain and supreme explanations in practice or theory for all aspects of existence experienced by human beings.

Philosophyism abjures all knowledge creating disciplines of empirical modeling as ultimately inferior modes of thinking about the human condition.

I can imagine X or not imagine X, therefore it’s true as no evidence is technically required. Now buy my book and heed what I say or there may be increased risks of negative consequences in this life and/or the afterlife. Amen to philosophyism.

by Sample1 June 11, 2019

Philosopher Kink

Thirsty for philosophers, commonly Aristotle

Zach: Taylor thinks Aristotle has beautiful eyes?
Molly: Yea he has a philosopher kink.

by Molly😘 November 29, 2021

philosophy student party

A scene that sucks beyond expectations.

I was so bored last night. The bar was a real philosophy student party.

by Linus November 4, 2003

philosophy

"mental masturbation" - Sammy Hagar

^Best philosopher EVER!

suck it dry bitches ! ! ! ! ! !

by eat fuckin shit and die you friggin nerds ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! April 16, 2005

philosophy

(n) A conclusion formulated in the absence of a definite answer, based on assumptions, values, and experience. Conclusions are rational, but their basis is not, due to a lack of information.

Conservatism and Liberalism are examples of philosophy - neither can be objectively judged to be correct.

by didds March 20, 2004

philosophy

pointless verbose bloviating

mind and ego masturbation often to a state of ecstatic psyche ejaculation which often splashes onto ignorant passers by who are very often easily impressed by this process due to their own woeful ignorance

a bullshit artist (see standup philosopher)

philosophy is tantamount to fucking yourself in your own ass through meditation and yoga

usually philosphy leads to mass murder on the grandest scale

by sick fucks February 16, 2005

philosophy

A study of meaningless things for no apparent reason, funded by you... the taxpayer.

you are philosophising again....

by yev June 6, 2003