pack rat

a person who stores anything they acquire and will discard none of it.

My dad is such a pack rat. He still stores his stuff in my mom's house despite the fact that he is no longer married to her.

by Light Joker July 10, 2005

six pack

A case of (6) beers or a well defined abdomen.

six pack: the fat guys drink 'em and the hot guys show them off.

by bloe December 31, 2005

packing a lunch

condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work

Ramone: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
Leon: I am PACKING A LUNCH.

by CORNBIOFUEL January 26, 2009

Packed

full or crowded

We will be packed if Tom perfoms at our restaurant.

by Hitlur April 30, 2016

package teaser

When a man hits himself or is hit in the testicles but only suffers slight pain or injury as a result.

Nick: OMG! I just hit myself in the nuts!

Lucky: Ouch! Are you ok?

Nick: Yeah! It was just a package teaser!

by xxxSandmanxxx June 23, 2011

Packergasm

The feeling that is elicited when a player from the Green Bay Packers has a big play, the team wins, or something exciting happens in the game of football that benefits the Green Bay Packers.

"That 108 yard punt return by rookie Randall Cobb definitely gave me a Packergasm."

by ppppackerz September 9, 2011

packles

1. A person or persons who covets the possessions of other including but not restricted to: personal effects, personal phrases, personality traits, beverages, food, cigarettes, and marijuana, and makes amazingly bad passes at women.

2. A person that doesn't care about personal appearance, is amazingly lazy, and for an all intents and purposes is a bitch.

3. Packs of Elves.

I can't believe she packled all of my beer.

I can't believe he packled all my gange.

They just packled all of my shit.

Hey quit packling my stuff man.

Quit being packles, packles.

by jyesman November 29, 2011