peripheral hearing

corallary: peripheral vision
Peripheral hearing is hearing auditory information on a subconcious level but not quite fully processing what is heard.

It took three erasers to the back of the head for the teacher's question about justice versus courage in plato's the republic to filter through my peripheral hearing. I was busy watching leprachaun acrobatics on the chalkboard.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 22, 2010

perm mullet

A mullet that has been permed. See A.C. Slater and Mike Seaver.

A.C. Slater's perm mullet was scary.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

peripheral hearing

The act of having a converstaion and selectively eaves dropping on another

"yes"... I did hear what you were saying, and "no" I wasn't talking to you! My peripheral hearing was on.

by wine lady February 3, 2010

perma

to be completely stoned out of one's mind, short for permafried

"You smoked 10 blunts last night?"
"Yea, and then I hit the steamroller too many times to count. I was perma"

by Joey Rockefeller November 18, 2014

Sperm Perm

When you blow your load on a rachet bitches curly, ass hair.

Matt: so how'd you and that Chelsea girl do last night?
Jarrett: Gave that bitch a massive Sperm Perm!
Matt: NICE!

by ovqZ January 14, 2014

Perma-parked

People who don't move their car for days, sometimes weeks on end because parking in their neighborhood is so difficult.

"That car's been perma-parked for so long it's got a patina of "city dust" on it."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

permacquaintance

(ADJ) Short for permanent acquaintance. Someone that you chill with, but you won't really know each other.

For example, the person you meet at a party, think they're pretty cool, but find out they're crazy later. You don't want them to go psycho on you, so you keep them as a permacquaintance.

Guy1: So, are you and her hitting it off?
Guy2: We did, but she's crazy. I'll keep her as a permacquaintance.

by The242 October 28, 2007