penile distinction

When you can distinguish peniles.

Mom! The doctir said I have penile distinction! I can distinguish peniles!

by Chillin0nPlanetEarth January 4, 2022

Penile Discoloration

Penile Discoloration is a lethal disease involving the shaft of the penile location. This disease is early identifiable during stage 1 by necrosis of the entire ball sack. By stage 2 the penis has turned blue and now the entire body has sepsis and you die.

"Hey man you should go get that Penile Discoloration checked out i don't think its supposed to be blue"

by chickennnnnnnnnn pox October 21, 2023

penile region

The region surrounding the penis and the testicles in the male human body. Animals often also have penile regions but less developed than the human penile region.

Most people consider the penile region as yummy as chocolate cake.

"Somebody once told me, penile region's yummy, so I went out and sucked a big black cock."

by peppodo the third February 22, 2017

Penile Purgatory

That point of waiting after round one for your penile facilities to return for round two.

Hold on a minute. I’m in penile purgatory!

by Dickolas Cage November 9, 2019

penile grease

The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.

“Im gonna spread my penile grease on your face”

by Funkfish February 21, 2018

penile distraction

when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.

while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.

by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014

Penile

The denile of one's penis size (usually being bigger than it actually is).

John bought magnum condoms because he was in penile.

by Big Dick123456 July 5, 2018