penil whiffer

smelling your own private area

I gave myself a good penil whiffer before my date yesterday

by bigbadonkadonk April 30, 2021

Penilism

The degree sluts get in college

"i majored in penilism"

by asd;lghas;ldfhas;ldhf March 25, 2009

penile googler

Where a gay man or straight woman goes on google to look for a picture of a penis

Woah that gay is a penile googler

by Jackttttttttt March 4, 2017

lacking in the penile region

The act of not being up to par with one's standards of the penis

Man, Baxter is really lacking in the penile region.

by gkimmel19 September 15, 2016

Penile Inclusion

The act of 2 or more cocks kissing each other, touching each others tips.

*Teacher arrives late to her class*

Students: "Why are you late Mr. Wally?"
Mr. Wally: "Sorry I'm here late, I just penile inclusioned with those 2 hobos on the street"

by Green-Guy August 11, 2024

Penile Discoloration

Penile Discoloration is a lethal disease involving the shaft of the penile location. This disease is early identifiable during stage 1 by necrosis of the entire ball sack. By stage 2 the penis has turned blue and now the entire body has sepsis and you die.

"Hey man you should go get that Penile Discoloration checked out i don't think its supposed to be blue"

by chickennnnnnnnnn pox October 21, 2023

penile crust

A crusty cheese like substance that develops on an unwashed penis after several days.

"Last night Jenna licked the penile crust straight off my dick."

by gaylorddickcheese May 5, 2018