Full pencil sharpener

When a dog faces away from you, places its chin on the floor, stretches out its front legs and raises its tail as high as it can.

"Don't look now darling, Hector is giving it the full pencil sharpener."

by Wordspotter March 17, 2010

Carpenters Pencil

A Carpenters pencil is when a male/female brings a male to climax by wanking them off with their ear. They then sit on the persons face after.

Ear, Wank, Carpenters Pencil

by Christy 2011 May 8, 2011

pink pencils

nipples

is used to describe without public acknowledgment relating to the nipple

Hey friend, I can see your pink pencils through your shirt!

by QuargaPie May 27, 2017

grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils

Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.

Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.

by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012

Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher

The act of shoving a freshly sharpened pencil into the penis, Then fucking a woman in the ass.

Hunter just gave Clayton a mean Pennsylvania Pencil Pusher.

by Tiptickler95 October 6, 2011

Pencil Drumming

The act of pretending to be drummer by tapping 2 pencils on a desk or other hard surface, usually much to the annoyance to those around said pecil drummer.

Look at that guy over there pencil drumming, it annoys me so much. See also Air Drumming and Air Guitar.

by Zero Legends December 24, 2009

Pencil Penis

Ultra thin penis. Very long with sharp edge. But so then that if you bend it enough it will break.

Girl: how's your penis?
Joe: I have a pencil penis!
Girl: screw me now

by Mat rob November 25, 2016