Parked

Something that’s going nowhere, like a parked car.

“Dude, the next spider-verse movie is so *parked*, they’re never making it.”

by JohnPlump February 16, 2025

Parked

When something is boring or going by so slowly it feels stopped.

"it's not even lunch yet? Man this day is parked."

by Language_knower February 22, 2025

Parked

A Hood Slang meaning a Car got shot at and the driver died

Parked that Car!

by slimekrew1c September 26, 2025

Parcel

Parcel: A UK street-slang term used by drug dealers and users to describe a large quantity of drugs, sometimes packaged discreetly to avoid detection. A parcel can range from soft to hard drugs and is often smuggled domestically or internationally, and sometimes even hidden inside a person’s body. The term is frequently used by inner-city county line gangs as a code word to avoid detection by the authorities when discussing drug deals in public or over the phone, especially when transporting drugs from big cities to rural areas.

Lee: Frank, did you hear about that bloke who got five years jail time ? The police were chasing, and he threw a parcel over someone's garden fence the other day, Bruv?

Frank: A parcel? What, was he a dodgy postman or something bruv ?

Lee: No, you muppet! It was a parcel of drugs! A kilo of coke, you Muppet LOL.

Frank: Right get you know bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025

Parked

When something lacks any noteworthy features, and is uninteresting.

Another way of saying "bland", "boring", or a less intense version of "clapped".

Did you see Cassie's fit? Shi was so parked.

by CrazyRocky December 13, 2025

Peanut parcel

Not just a peanut, its the whole parcel.

A gooby glasses wearing, un-coordinated all round goof ball.
Lover of animals, video games and everything that speaks 'Nerd.'

You will never fail to laugh around a peanut parcel. No matter if its at or with them.

Look at that peanut parcel tripping over her own un-done shoe laces and dropping all her library books on the ground.

by Festa stitchell February 4, 2010

elf-paced

Very fast! You must be working fast and hard, just like elves trying to get all of santa's toys made on time!

I can't believed you finished all of your homework already you must have been working elf-paced!

by snufalupogous August 31, 2010