Shit Wired Tight

SHIT WIRED TIGHT: adjective/noun

The highest state of organization and readiness. Not too be confused with NOT having your shit wired tight, the opposite of having your shit wired tight.
#1 Big Jay Cliburn showed up at the island a day early with a carton of Winston cigarettes, 10 cases of light beer from Milwaukee's Best (iced down), eggs, bacon, a Mapp gas torch, and a .45; that guy has his SHIT WIRED TIGHT (SWT) unlike his son aka JUNIOR aka SIMBA aka Littles.

#2 de Roode and Stallings showed up with all of their gear at the boat dock on time with beer iced down, tenderloins marinating and fishing gear rigged.
by Nick Duhe March 04, 2012
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Waiver-wire Pickup

An attractive or "cute" girl, most likely a 6 or 7 out of 10, who is just above the cutoff of no hookup potential and initially below relationship or multiple hookup potential. If she performs well, her chances of sticking around dramatically increase. Similar to a fantasy football player you pick up to replace a poorly performing, injured, or bye-week player.
Hey man, let's hit the bars to see if we can find a Waiver-wire pickup.

Yea, after breaking up with my girlfriend last week, I'm honestly only looking for a Waiver-wire pickup
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by Fantasyguru2 November 06, 2010
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Waiver Wire Whore

One who picks up other Managers' backups off of the waiver wire in fantasy sports leagues, thus essentially fucking the other manager. The term was made famous back in 2001 when Non Solo picked up Dominic Rhodes, backup to Edgerrin James of the Indianapolis Colts in an attempt to fuck James' owner, the fabled Vinny Marlins organization.
Non Solo is such a waiver wire whore, he never drafts a good team.
by Vinny Marlin October 15, 2008
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knob and tube wiring

knob and tube wiring is an electrical wiring system with 2 wires spaced atleast 1 foot a part from etchother with ceramic knob and tube insulators knob and tube wiring was used in houses and buildings in the early days of electricity before sheaved cable was invented and is still in use in a lot of older buildings
my cousins old house has knob and tube wiring still in use and working after over a century wow
by littlejimmie March 07, 2019
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high wire act

term used to describe the three large olives on a toothpick which run from side to side in a martini...
Carl ordered his martini with a high wire act....
by sheila in the car July 04, 2011
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Welfare Wires

Any headphones that are not bluetooth compatible and therefore require wires.
* Friend gets out old Apple headphones to connect to his phone and listen to music*

Non-Poor Person: Oh nice welfare wires! Have fun untangling them
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