Obligatxt

The obligatory text your boyfriend sends right at the point where your just about to turn miss 1am and disembowel him for not texting you that day, Obligatxt is sent just so he is able to say he still text you that day when he knows he is in trouble and only because he feels obligated to send a text, so this becomes his Obligatory text, Obligatxt.

*the Obligatxt you send on the birthday of that friend that's not really your friend but you might need something one day so you keep them on your facebook friends.
* the Obligatxt you send to your parents on Mothers or fathers day.

by miss_1am_is_scared_of_me. April 16, 2013

obliteralient

In the event of a U.F.O. Alien invasion.A weapon designed specifically for the alien body,spiritual,mental,dimensional,or any space conditions we could,would,or should encounter,the effect on this space,being,whether physical,mystical,mindwarped,dimensional,spiritual,
Will inflict such chaos and mayhem to the.aforementioned parts,seen,or unseen as to obliteralient only this thing,whatever it is or becomes,without any damage to our known universe or its beings.

We can't annihilate or obliterate this alien being or crafts without killing many of us.We must use the obliteralient weapon unknown now that we will know in time then.

by MmmmdoubleuW July 6, 2015

Oblidate

When you go feel like you have to ask someone out because you hooked up

I hooked up with Chris last weekend and now he's asked me out for coffee, but I can tell it's just an oblidate

by DylanB July 12, 2015

oblication

An out-of-town trip that looks like a vacation, but is really done to fulfill an obligation.

We're taking our annual oblication to our in-law's cabin in the woods.

by Moklaw September 20, 2016

oblige

to make someone do something as in forcing him/her

The emperor obliged his commander in chief to kill an innocent child.

by Qchita July 9, 2017

oblige

Someone who must to their job, for example: doctors are obliged by law to keep patients alive while there is a chance of recovery

Assasin/killer: So I said to the Baker, your not dead, you're a faker. But If that's your wish I'll oblige.

by Swedishmario October 12, 2017

obliterape

when you get trolled so hard you die

When he got sniped, in gta v, he was obliteraped

by olivia drake November 20, 2017