fucked-up-ed-ness

see fuckage, you fucker.

Examples hit the top on the fucked-up-ed-ness meter

by Tory Burnett May 22, 2008

pop and lock ness monster

a fictional lock ness monster that dances

got to youtube and search dance baby dance by sick animation it has the pop and lock ness monster

by nigletousity January 2, 2011

steph-ness

Something strange, weird, abnormal, or intense that is related to anyone named Stephanie.

The license plate labeled "Hotch" was one of the prime examples of the car's steph-ness.

by Ashkeboussi August 5, 2009

emo-ness

An adjective meaning the dark and/or depressing qualities in an object or person.

That guy in the mall holding the Hot Topic bag was over-flowing in emo-ness.

by Not-Emo February 4, 2009

Loch Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster is a winged creature that is reputed to inhabit Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands.

Most people think that the creature has descended from a line of long-surviving plesiosaurs. Its description changes between different 'sightings' and there is no one accepted form, but it is commonly thought to be highly intelligent, have a long neck and wings.

Often referred to as 'nessy'.

Loch Ness Monster, Scotland

by nessy2 March 20, 2011

Gorbachev-ness

adj. pertaining to oddly shaped and easily noticeable birthmarks located on one's face or head; usually pink or brown in color.

I would have gone out with him, but I found it hard to get over his Gorbachev-ness.

by Laurcass May 2, 2006

jello-ness

The state of extreme lack of energy, utter fatigue, such that one feels like he/she has about as much substance to their physical frame as a bowl of jello - melting at that!

I'm learning it seems to be a "you're doing too much" sign that kicks in even sooner than the brain "fog" and disorientation and extreme "jello-ness."

by Cheryl June 17, 2006