When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.
by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017
Get the Loading the Musketmug. "Telsa has GOT to be the best electric car brand ever."
"Is that right? Have you heard of Musketeer?"
"No."
"Then you don't have a life. Shut up and buy a Musketeer, the model called Mini-beast."
"Is that right? Have you heard of Musketeer?"
"No."
"Then you don't have a life. Shut up and buy a Musketeer, the model called Mini-beast."
by ZaneyP00 April 5, 2022
Get the Musketeermug. A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!
by Littledick69 May 29, 2020
Get the Mexican Musketmug. The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.
Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"
Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025
Get the The Improvised Human-Musketmug. The act of sticking a funnel into a persons rectum and urinating, cuming and shiting into the funnel.
by Beat dick -ben September 12, 2020
Get the musketeer specialmug. A reference to the popular firearm of the 16th century, The Musket is the act of pouring cocaine into urethra of one’s erect penis. The “Musketeer” then proceeds to enter their partner’s vagina and ejaculate their now cocaine-infused semen.
Stefano knew that his best bet to have Stella let him creampie her was to give her The Musket. He knew this because she loves both cocaine, and Civil War recreations.
by alfstewart4lyf November 26, 2021
Get the The Musketmug. Explosive diarrhea or any type of shitting that would pertain to anything that would resemble a musket shot out of your butt hole
by Nikolasinlacasa October 28, 2025
Get the Shit musketmug.