This is a peat mixture of dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and mud butt located in the fatty bits located between the genital area and butthole.
My buddy T-Bone was doing a dip and sniff on this girl and sampled her Colfax Taint Mulch by mistake. He put it in a pan and now we have sourdough bread for a week!
by DirtyMouthMedic May 7, 2022
Get the Colfax Taint Mulch mug.a dance move. drop low to the ground and spread your arms, hands out and moving quickly like you are spreading mulch. the legs can remain squatted or you can move around in a squatted stance. your hands must keep spreading mulch. best time to dance is during a hard instrumental solo. mulching was originated at a gas station while a group of Rhode Island landscapers were headed to a Phish show. each mulcher adds their own flavor to it but it's overall goal is to be as close to the ground as you can get.
by ouioui August 4, 2007
Get the MULCH mug.adj. a person that screws something up
used when someone makes a mistake or cannot do what is expected of them.
used when someone makes a mistake or cannot do what is expected of them.
"Duuude you spilled another beer you fucking murph."
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"The Sharks can never come in clutch during the playoffs, they are such murphs."
by sloshin July 24, 2011
Get the murph mug.1. To be stricken with an exceptionally potent case of Murphy's Law
2. To be repeatedly stricken with cases of Murphy's Law, of any severity
2. To be repeatedly stricken with cases of Murphy's Law, of any severity
Man, I got murphed hard when I bent over to tie my shoe, and accidentally farted just as a hot girl walked by, and fell face-forward in front of a speeding Vespa!
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by Common Knowledge October 18, 2004
Get the like a murph mug.Mulch is a strange brown substance made from rotting waste. it can be used for anything and the word can be used for any purpose
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"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"
by Mulchmeister December 28, 2005
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