Mulchmeister's definitions

mulch

Mulch is a strange brown substance made from rotting waste. it can be used for anything and the word can be used for any purpose

"hello can i order a Mcmulch burger please"

You mulch face!

"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"

by Mulchmeister December 28, 2005

saggy

When someone is so fat they sag over the side of the chair

"Yevan is a saggy bastard who never goes to school"

by Mulchmeister December 28, 2005