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Monika/Monica

A person who is acting differently to be appealing to another person.
Person1: Do you see that girl? I think she likes you. She is being a Monika/Monica.
by Notreallythatbad May 16, 2020
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moniker

Condensed form of 'My Nigger'. Mostly used by wiggers who speak too quickly.
What's going on moniker? How about tonight we hit up the clubs and look for some hoes?
by Alaskangal123 November 12, 2006
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Butt Monitor

Wow, that butt monitor was really hard on us last night.
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El Monko

Human form often reffered to as Tony, Monkey, Chunk oh and often you hear his name combined with the words fuck off and stop touching me heaven knows why.
Oi Monkey fuck off.
Oi stop touching me you perv.
Hey its healing up Tony your gonna need to sort that out.
by The Mighty Phil April 30, 2003
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KEYSTROKE MONITOR

Definition 1: Stroking your girlfriend or wife's bottom gently with or without clothes on to send her to sleep so she stops talking. Then you look and monitor to see if its working.

Definition 2: Something IT and security guys/girls, neighbors, google, yahoo, MS and others do to either:

To check what your up to and use it against you at some point OR use it in a positive way for password recognition patterns to protect you.

Sometimes a keyboard dongle may be unobtrusively inserted between the keyboard and computer to capture all keystrokes including power-on passwords or sometimes they do this by the back-door method via email text or an image, video or CD gift. Phreaking can now also capture keystrokes from text.
Definition 1: She's talking too much and I've had a hard day at the office so I think I'll use my "keystroke monitor" tactic to shut her up for 5 minutes.

Definition 2: The telecommunications guy should have worked for NEWS OF THE WORLD to invoke KEYSTROKE MONITORING on my computer. Gosh he gave me a CD and often sends me videos or tells me to check out a link. Sneaky sneaky!
by THE ENHANCED July 11, 2011
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Hall Monitors

The lovable guy in the office whose lack of diligence is overlooked because he's so darn nice
When it comes to anything outside the realm of television, sports, or pop culture, Hall Monitors are boderline retarded, but they're so agreeable and good-natured that they appeal to everyone nonetheless.
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monitoring

from an urban point of view it concerns a smartly monitored city /governed, orchestrated, urbanized, built and environmentally protected/ to use it's urban energy to generate a synergy characterized solutions.
...there is a business initiative to sell tickets for a pop-star concert somewhere in the city. But the Municipality, with the help of the organizers of the concert, procures a place/places for an advanced meeting of the interested population with the songs and images of the stars, with a dance areas, some drinks and foods, appropriated public transport, adds - all these logistics well monitored, totally free of charges for the participating public. In result, two weeks later all the tickets are sold, the fan-society of the stars has enjoyed an unforgettable moments and everybodyis happy! The Municipality governments strengthen once again its logistics in urban monitoring to synergize the urban energy of its citizens!
by sociosphere November 27, 2013
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