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Moo Goo Guy Pan

The acient eastern art of using stealthly martial art skills to rub one out directly next to or in close proximity to either a roomate or complete stranger.
It was dark and quiet that night in my dorm room... It was a little too quiet. I wasn't sure but I had the feeling that wang, my asian roomate and also bunkmate was quietly pulling a Moo Goo Guy Pan on me while we both lying in our bunk bed and I couldnt do anything about it.
by Mike May 16, 2004
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Moo Pie

A caucasian male, over 6' 0" is called this term when his girlfriend is over a foot shorter then him. Also, this man usually acts stubborn and tends to forget he does not 'wear the pants' in the relationship.

Can sometimes be called 'Moo' for short.
by whtthunda13 May 18, 2011
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Moo-cow

An alcoholic drink originating from Wisconsin. It was originally designed as a drink containing equal parts tequlla and milk. More recently it has been used to refer to a shot containing tequilla topped off with half & half.
Man I had so many moo-cow's at the bar last night.
by Shane Hedrington February 4, 2008
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Moo-Moo

A dress that is worn by bitches who are way too fat to wear normal clothes. Always fugly and have gay striped patterns and flowers on them. It is really loose and makes the bitch who wears it look even fatter.
Dude did you see that bitches Moo-Moo?
Hahaha yeah she was trying to hide her fupa but it wasnt working.
by CoryC January 2, 2008
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moo-shadda

italian slang word, kinda meaning deflated or also used to say something or someone sucks or is stupid.
like if a guys erect cock goes soft, hes moo-shadda, or if ur brother does something stupid, you can say, "well the kids fucking moo-shadda" or if yah mothers raviolli sucks, you can say, "Ma whats up with these moo-shadda raviolli?"
by joe January 17, 2005
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moo-lon-yon

as used in Eddie Murphy's stand up raw. simply put a negro
Italian's that just saw rocky "hey Johnny look at that fucking moo-lon-yon over there I bet you i'll kick his fucking ass"
by Jared Nosam September 25, 2006
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Moo Man

A 315er who likes to pork cows in the rectum or cow vag. The cow usually asks - "is it in yet?"
" Oh man - you've still got milk on your belly! You're sucha moo man!
by LeCheech August 7, 2009
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