The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.
Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."
"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."
"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."
by Ttess1 September 04, 2023
A tragic digital condition in which a millennial’s sense of humor, creativity, and critical thinking slowly decay due to prolonged exposure to low-effort, painfully relatable, nostalgia-bait content. Often triggered by watching 30-minute reaction videos, BuzzFeed-era skits, or “adulting is hard” jokes for the 800th time.
Symptoms include:
Saying “This is so me!” to TikToks about doing laundry.
Thinking quoting The Office counts as having a personality.
Commenting “he doesn’t miss” under a guy reacting to 60 TikToks in silence.
Wearing shirts that say “I can’t adult today.”
Cry-laughing at wine jokes that haven’t evolved since 2014.
Symptoms include:
Saying “This is so me!” to TikToks about doing laundry.
Thinking quoting The Office counts as having a personality.
Commenting “he doesn’t miss” under a guy reacting to 60 TikToks in silence.
Wearing shirts that say “I can’t adult today.”
Cry-laughing at wine jokes that haven’t evolved since 2014.
by NatTheLood May 03, 2025
by TheShlow October 01, 2019
Damn bro is that a millennial spliff?
by bdan-313 September 24, 2019
Millennial Moderator is an online library of informative articles (called Mods) that cover a variety of topics including technology, finance, business, personal development, lifestyle and more. Each Mod is designed to provide readers with valuable, practical knowledge that can help them live a better life. Millennial Moderator was built in June, 2018 by Aleksey Weyman.
by Aweyman January 10, 2020
Twat 1 says "holy bat shit is totally lost in translation cuz Uber broke down with no celly life "
Twat 2 says "Ur such a ginormous Millennial Twat"
Twat 2 says "Ur such a ginormous Millennial Twat"
by Never Sell Out ! 88 November 21, 2017
How someone might respond when the world is literally on fire, no one is coming to save us, and someone is dogged by a sense of further impending disaster as a global hope for the future shrivels up... but personally doing moderately ok at the moment.
by Opalescent September 13, 2022