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Microsoft

A comapny that should be called macrohard. They are run by shitbrains and the government is stupid becuase they won't SMASH the monopoly. See Bill Gates
The company is microsoft, but it's also macrohard. Macrohard is more reflective of the company. Microsoft is Macrohard, Firefox will FireGates!
by Shimatta Baka-Ni! May 20, 2005
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microsoft

a word used to describe your penis.
arto's dick is just microsoft!!!
by toudi January 30, 2008
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microsoft

a old group whos only hope of staying in buisness is the xbox. this company is run by are gay i think jew friend, Bill Gates. this man thinks is what us ghetto people call "chalk" for he may have money but has no one that likes him. In our morden day Nazi, racis people, and our crapy economy he has been forgoten.
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by sexyshakertheodore December 22, 2010
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microsoftifying

the act of making a perfect game really shitty by adding pointless features which affect no one but the 8 year olds on there moms computers
"Hey dude, Gotta go microsoftifying!"
"Fuck you!"
by xrochy November 19, 2020
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Microsofted

To get the COVID-19 vaccine, which obviously has a Microsoft chip in it to make you buy Microsoft products /s
Dude, I just got Microsofted!
by HalideRadar July 9, 2021
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microsofting

its a verb used to describe the act of overcomplicating a good/ok idea and then making a mess which decreases the progress of the idea as well as harms limits its reach.
in short f***ing up.
microsoft: let's build a piece of code which helps common people write word documents. yes now let's add a few 100-200 features so that common people have to watch tutorial to learn how to operate our software.

Google: yeah let's remove those features and make it easy for people to use.

Discord: yes, we just made the perfect messaging and chatting platform for teenagers. Now let's f***ing put out more an more features to ease the use.
teenagers: stop f***ing microsofting.
by gill_bates August 3, 2021
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Microsoftism

The belief that older and more capable software should be deprecated in favor of newer and less capable software.

Also see Appleism.
As a firm believer in Microsoftism, Wolvindra believed the only way to get people to play Prop Hunt X was to make his existing maps incompatible with Prop Hunt Classic.
by Fasteroid May 6, 2023
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