METHED UP

THE CONDITION OF BEING SO STUNG OUT THAT THE IDEA OF SELF GROOMING HAS BEEN LOST AND REPLACED WITH INSATIABLE URGE TO FIND THE BUGS THAT CRAWLING AROUND UNDER YOUR SKIN BY BURROWING HOLES WITH YOUR FINGERNAILS.
OR AN IDEA SO COMPLETELY FUCKED UP THAT IT MUST HAVE BEEN FORMED ON A METH BINGE.
MAN THAT CHICK IS METHED UP.
by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018
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meth mode

Meth mode is the mode where you take so much meth that eventually everything in your body shuts down for 120 seconds and you get rapped repeatedly by Batman.
"Dude I was in such a meth mode last night that it was difficult to even walk this morning!"
by ThatOneGuyFromAMERICA October 07, 2013
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Meth Yeti

Someone so addicted to Crystal Meth that they have lowered themselves to the status of an animal. Also a fictional Character that will someday be a part of pop culture, as soon as he becomes more than just doodles.
That guy with the rotting teeth was such a Meth Yeti.

Brian is a Meth Yeti.
by Brandiboo November 02, 2007
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Meth Capital

"Dude, went out to A.J. this weekend"

"Why on earth did you do that, it's the meth capital of the world. Dude, did you go there to score?"

...awkward silence.
by Rian Bashaw June 19, 2008
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meth beth

Someone who parties, does alot of dope and fuck alot of dudes, a thief and if she has kids she's normally a shitty mom...chooses dick over her kids..she dirty
Damn you see that girl over there all strung out
2nd person: yeah shes what we call a meth beth

1st person: ewww that's nasty
by Bethany renae December 20, 2016
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meth pig

That person, guy or girl, that comes over uninvited at 8am, smokes all your shit all day long with you finally leaving at 3am the next day, only hungry for the next innocent victim. These savage beasts can not be tamed. No amount of shit in the world quells their hunger. They can smoke a quarter ounce straight and still want more.
guy1: "I thought you had like 5 grams left."

guy2: " I did but meth pig Johnny came over yesterday."

guy1: "That explains everything."
by Longtails October 26, 2011
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No Meth Friday

On Friday meth is prohibited you may look at it and jerk your cock to how beautiful it is but you may not consume the meth or there is consequences. This is known as “No Meth Friday”. As the famous Scott Loveless says, “As good meth is you never fucking do it”.
Nigger: “Oh I want some METH

Lance Phillips: “It is “No Meth Friday” fucking nigger you can’t have meth.

Nigger: I will just do bath salt then

Lance Phillips: Don’t do bath salt on “No Bath Salt Saturday” bitch.
by negro500 November 11, 2019
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