smooth melons

When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.

I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again

by qwter978 May 13, 2016

Water-melone

Be honest. If you are looking this up, you know the meme.
Noun.
A watermelon used in some type of meme.

Bikers put helmets on their head, I don't care, I use a water-melone insread!

by alexalexmax April 3, 2017

muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it

That bitch's muff melon made me gag.

by Shitsdip Magee August 5, 2010

honeydew melon

Fruit that tastes nothing like honey and everything like dew.

"I love the taste of honeydew melon!" Said no one ever.

by Cleo1996 December 7, 2021

Melon time

Usually 3am, a time when absolute chaos ensues. Melons are everywhere. You cannot escape the melons.

Hey it's almost 3am - melon time!

by poocomesfromfood September 28, 2021

Full Melon

A now-banned Jewish method of execution. It entails taking the removed foreskins of young boys and wrapping them around the head of a criminal; until said criminal's head bursts in half like a watermelon with alot of rubber bands around it.

Adriel was full meloned in the town square this morning as punishment for killing his wife.

by Melon expert December 13, 2020

Yellin' Melon

A sexual act where a man gives himself a titjob with a woman's melons while his butt is positioned either on or near her face. The "yelling" aspect is induced by the man farting or defecating on the woman's face which will likely lead to yelling unless she's into that sort of thing. In that case the Yellin' Melon cannot be properly achieved.

Ethel: "Oh my God Gertrude, why did you break up with Archibald?"

Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."

by Waaaat?! October 17, 2015