Masturbate

What horny teenagers do when their parents aren’t home.

Great! Now that my parents have left, I can masturbate to all the hentai I want!

by Exterminate_all_thots July 1, 2018

Masturbator

a master baiter on a fishing boat,

Jon has become a masturbator, he is no longer just the baiters aprentice

by c.w.b.b.w.c. May 10, 2006

masturbative

An agent encouraging tendencies to masturbate.

That picture of her ass was perfect for masturbative purposes.

by SecondFloorWhore June 5, 2003

Masturbating

Playing with yourself

"I love to jerk my cock" "you mean masturbating, right?" "Yep"

by Jdjehduehd September 18, 2019

masturbation

a handshake with yourself

Dick is satisfied with his boss, because of the firm and warm masturbation.

by Natsu April 10, 2006

Masturbate

Put some mayonaise on the knuckle sandwich, shake hands with uncle dick

I was putting some mayonaise on my knuckle sandwich when my mom walked in

by Humpty August 17, 2003

masturbation

something a guy has to do every day if he hasnt had sex or it will come out at night in the form of a wet dream and mess up his boxers

brb gotta go masturbate

by sycop August 21, 2006