Employee 1: alright almost done. I'll be finished in 5, 4, 3, 2,
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess
Manager: This is terrible, look at this mess!
Employee 1: where is this mess she's complaining about?
Employee 2: there it is, it's a manager mess
by Chowda The Great December 9, 2013
Get the Manager Messmug. The superior one in a company that is only allowed to do certain things, because:
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or
B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).
Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or
B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).
Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
Customer: I want to buy that bottle of crown royale
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.
Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.
Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
by crudmonkey April 6, 2015
Get the daddy managermug. Management Hitler (noun): someone with alot of charisma who takes over a project with big ambitions and plans but has literally no skill whatsoever, ends up being a total ass, and can't get anything right despite being told what to do.
Example: "fucking XX came in today and was a total management hitler, now we are pushing the development instead of giving users what they want"
by Lasz December 30, 2016
Get the Management Hitlermug. The picture manager usually will tell their "employee" to take certain pictures in certain outfits and in certain poses. The "employee" will send them to the Picture Manager first then he'll approve of them. As payment, the "employee" will obey and receive rewards.
by Vacellious September 1, 2021
Get the Picture Managermug. by S. Girard March 20, 2008
Get the fisherprice managermug. Noun. ih.vent.ma.nuh.juh
Someone who solves your problems before you knew you had problems. Also specialises in precision guesswork based on unreliable data that changes daily.
Someone who solves your problems before you knew you had problems. Also specialises in precision guesswork based on unreliable data that changes daily.
by Yolodopeshit October 9, 2023
Get the event managermug. pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.
Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.
Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure
BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.
Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure
BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Doug:
Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.
Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.
Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019
Get the pain managementmug.