shit locks

When someone with hairy nether-regions exhibits less than adequate hygiene, the matted hair due to excess fecal matter forms these disgusting ass dreadlocks.

Mike: Dang, that big 'ne looks HOT!
Erich: No way, man. That ass has shit locks!

by Jocko Tam April 26, 2010

Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel

Description of an ugly person.

He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.

by mockschmock December 8, 2006

Lockster

Has qualities of a lock and a lobster together as if they both had sex and created a lockster.

Characteristics:
-Exuberantly large tits
-Feet bigger than Big Foot's Feet
-Sings songs about Acid

This Creature likes to lick titties.

...And that's why a lockster caused me to wear a butt plug ever since.

by Moronally2 July 25, 2010

Lorking

The act of back-peddling after being caught watching questionable porn. Suspected lorkers commonly use excuses such as "That's not what I was looking for, the search feature must have screwed up" or "Uhhh...I was searching for videos that had doggy style sex, I didn't want to see dogs banging chicks!"

Ryan- "Whoa dude, you watchin some midget porn there fucker?"

Nick- "Uhhh no way man...I was uhh...searching for videos that had chicks with short hair...not short chicks, the search must be fucked or something!?!"

Ryan- "Whatever, you're totally lorking right now you know."

by xxNixonxx June 13, 2014

lords chips

Did he not tell you they were the lords chips....

The Lords Chips are holy in the way of a ninja masturbating in a corner but in Japanese shrine. Also may refer to a man who has grieved over the loss of his beloved left testicle.

by Peter's Dick Pencil December 1, 2016

Lordsburg

Lordsburg, the perfect place to stop on I-10 between El Paso and Phoenix. There are many resturants and enough hotel rooms to room everyone that actually lives in Lordsburg. If you are visiting, we will know...especially if your white. White kids should get minority scholorships for college here. the only white people are ranchers and border patrol agents...most of them are mexican to...! there isnt much to do, we drink and shoot things...or go out of town. All in all lordsburg is a great place as long as your just passing through...if you have to live there, Im sorry!

lets stop in Lordsburg for gas

If we stop to eat in Lordsburg we will get gas

I sure hope we dont get stuck in Lordsburg!

When are we going through Lordsburg...we just passed it

by theonethatgotawayfromhell March 15, 2009

Looks like gay porn

What is said of a guy that looks like a real sleaze bag.that is absolutly that king of sleaze bags. A guy whose looks make you thing of a bunch of sleaze bag queers fucking each other in the butt ect.

There's no way I trust that guy he looks like gay porn.

by Deep blue 2012 December 1, 2009