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Magical Lady Bits

A pussy so unbelievably fantastic that it defies all reason and logic. There are very few like it. A woman’s hotness plays no role in its power.
She had magical lady bits, which literally sucked the cum out of me in 10 seconds.
by JayStiel July 6, 2018
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Big lady

When a lady is a big lady.
Gia: “Omg it’s big lady Angelo and Kaitlyn

Angelo: “hey guys

Kaitlyn: “hey we big lady’s”
by 808kayla January 28, 2020
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Pickle Lady

Nickname for Spirit Payton, a well-known ASMR YouTuber whose most famous video is of her recording herself eating a pickle very close to a microphone.
Girl #1: Oh my god, the pickle lady is insane!
Girl #2: Spirit Payton? I love her ASMR videos, they're so calming!
by Mayor Me August 27, 2020
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Old lady goat hair

A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight
I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.
by Grandarthma July 17, 2022
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My Regards to Lady Mars

When you want to tell someone that you love them. It's also an album by an artist called royo, he invented the term.
I'll send you my regards to lady mars
by walterberrytalksaboutroyo March 30, 2022
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Ewna Lady

The definition of Ewna Lady is simply stated the rankest filthiest dinga to have ever walked the face of the earth.
The Ewna Lady is the name of the library receptionist at Bally Boys Library.

There are several requirements that must be met for a average woman to be classified as Ewna Lady. So far students Paul 'Oh Puh Kick' aided and abetted by his fellow student Marko 'King Leonidas' Peter 'Shot Pete' Abijah 'Black Magic' and many others have compiled this checklist to allow others to identify Ewna Ladies around their homes and workplaces.

1) An Ewna Lady must have been working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for at least a minimum of forty seven million yen.
2) The Ewna Lady despite working at the School/ Workplace/Institution for such a period of time has absolutely zero authority. She does not even have the authority to ask someone how little authority she has.
3) The Ewna Lady must be very short around three to five foot.
4) The Ewna Lady must be extremely ugly to the point of inducing vomiting merely by thinking of her face and actually bearing witness to her results in the gouging out of ones own eyeballs.

In the scale or rankest mingas on the earth the category of Ewna Lady is the highest. This is closely followed by Swamp Creature proceeded by Lagoon Monster and then What The Fuck Is That followed next by A Bucket of Yuck.
Shot Pete "Excuse me i really gotta print off this assignment for next class can you please turn the computers on?"
Ewna Lady "I dont have the authority to turn the computers on."

Ewna Lady "Every book i pick up is sticky"

Ray Ray Rankin "Ey you ah ah ah Charley Farley Harley."
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill July 27, 2009
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old lady

a slang term for girlfriend or someone you are interested in.
My old lady comin' over to give me a rub.
by cnlballa October 7, 2003
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