The Scarlet Letter

A horrible book written by American author Nathaninel Hawthorne. One is forced to ask, why is this book considered in any way, shape or form, a good book, especially when one considers that at the same time, geniuses such as Fyodor Dostievsky were writing their works. Even in American literature of the time one can take such examples as Thoreau and Emerson and wonder, why on earth is this book considered good?

One of the worst books ever is the definition of THe Scarlet Letter

by aneurysm November 30, 2009

Litter Shitter

The title bestowed upon one who partakes in the act of defecating in the household cat litter tray so as to avoid having to leave the room to use the bathroom during a tense televised sporting event in order to eliminate the risk of missing the crucial moment.

Dude, I really need to shit but I know as soon as I leave the room the Broncos will score a touchdown.
Don't sweat it bro, just take a dump in the cat litter tray, your eyes never have to leave the TV screen.
Really Dude? Are you sure that's O.K.?
Yeah no problem, I do it all the time, I'm a regular Litter Shitter!

by The Shanners July 20, 2016

Disco Litter

Being chatted up or picked up by someone at the end of the evening in a club or bar when the lights are turned up and people are leaving. Being selected because everyone else has left or has already matched with someone.

Q. Would you like the last dance?
A. No thanks, I am not disco litter

by Mike Bang September 10, 2018

Kitty litter

When your toilet paper leaves behind little deposits of toilet paper when wiped.

I went down on Linda and had to get a glass of water to wash down a mouth full of kitty litter.

by Tia sweet December 26, 2020

Clean your litterbox

1 Female who is not hygienically clean. Dirty virginia.

2 Male or Female who just talk to much shit, Lies or offensive

language

1. Boy to girl after sex: "Girl clean your litterbox."

2. Mother to daughter: "Shamikwa clean your litterbox.

3. Mike you kiss your wife with that mouth, "clean your litterbox.

by omyhell February 4, 2010

cunt of the litter

A terrible dog.

I thought the breeder said she was the, "Runt of the litter." But judging by her behavior he must have said, "Cunt of the litter."

by FreshWords February 5, 2023

listentoable

n. Music that isn't great, but passable enough to listen to.

<Insert band name here>'s not bad, but they're only listentoable.

by Annie Wills May 19, 2007