knuckle knees

n. a person with horrible knee tragedy, like from a car accident, and when a douche hits them with his knuckles just to cause pain

"Dude, Matt just got hit by a car...we gotta knuckle knees his ass!"

by the steve-o April 30, 2006

the bees knees

this sexual act requires one jar of honey. the woman is to drop to her knees and pour the jar of honey on her breasts and chest area. the man then tit-fucks the woman to get as much honey on his penis as he desires. once satisfied with the amount of honey on his shlong, he then jabs his erect penis into the womans body like a stinger, creating bee sting-like marks on the womans skin

"where were you last night man?"
"damn. i gave stacy the bees knees."
"that shit leaves you sticky for weeks."

by stickypants69 October 9, 2011

my knees have turned to water

When you jack off for so long that your knees feel really weak and you can bearly stand

My knees have turned to water

by Paul blart mart January 2, 2017

knees

A rarely used slang term for breasts.

Those are some really nice /knees/.

by Roberty November 10, 2007

scabby knees

someone who gives out headjobs

that nurse is the ehadjob nurse, she has scabby knees

by nic b July 31, 2008

asprin knees

the act of putting holding an asprin between both leggs and holding the asprin in place by adding pressure from both knees to hold it inthe middle. usually done so at events such as parties, get togehters, or anytime there is alcohol drugs or a hot guy you would like to screw.
perferably done by women

jill-"karen lets practice asprin knees ya??"
karen-"whats that??"
jill-"keep this asprin between ur legs. that way the boys can't find a way between them and i know ur not knocked up."

by concerned citizen :) November 25, 2009

Shagger's knees

1) To have cuts and scrapes all over the knee and shin area due to shagging balls during a game of dodgeball

2) Most often found on women as they tend to be the "shaggers", but it may also be found on men willing to throw their bodies around

3) Found often in Lister Dodgeball League matches

Greg - "Hey whats up with your knees?"
Kevin - "Oh, i was diving around alot today and gave myself shagger's knees"
Greg - "Gotta love Dodgeball"

by Pocket_____Rocket April 20, 2010