kinder gardening

fertilizing your plants with dead children

ya my yard looks great because of all that kinder gardening i did

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Kinder Surprise

An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".

"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.

by PopeMichael March 1, 2010

kinners

A word for a high top gangster of street bruvva runner

God father
All bruvvas hu own the streets blood

yo ma blood is u the kinners of this gaff ?

by james haort October 5, 2006

kinder care

The act of dating or having sex with a person who is 17 by a person over the age of 18. The term derived from the word kindergardener and was formed because typically 17 year olds need to be cared for in adult situations such as keg parties. 17-year-olds are rarely discrete.

This term can be used to describe the act of dating a 17-year-old, the person dating the 17-year-old, or the 17-year-old.

Did Weasley really kinder care last night at the party?

Listen kindercare, you can have a say in what movie we watch when you are old enough to vote.

by Allisaur January 3, 2008

kinderhoe

A Kinderhoe, is someone who is not yet a Whore but someone on their way to becomeing a whore or a slut.

"kinderhoe "

by Lil Miss Sassy April 28, 2009

kinderæg

Its a danish word for a chocolate egg that is brown on the outside and there is white chocolate on the inside. Its used when a person acts funny, stupid or blond.

A blond chick is often "stupid" but a brunette can also be "blond" when she is a kinderæg.

Orrh, you are such a kinderæg!!

by absobloodylutely amazing October 6, 2009

kindergarten whore

A person who kisses one person and then kisses another person the next day

Person 1: Did you see her kiss Don yesterday?

Person 2: Yea, and now she is kissing Dean

Person 1: She is such a kindergarten whore

by Skylyn Mc November 26, 2014