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Kafka

one who has a keen sense of sight and smell and has a complete fascination with the male anatomy. Also loves going to the gym not for working out, but for the sweet stench of men. Man stench is the only thing that can truly keep a kafka's burning desire under control.

A kafka has the innate ability to quickly correct any problem faster than a normal man. However the kafka lacks the ability to keep a knife sharp enough to stab a person. This is one of the kafka's favortie activities.

A kafka has an obsession with dark colors and women. Also posseses a highly active sex-drive which helps him to produce many others like him.

Was made famous by the movie Congo
prisoner: This is pure kafka
Angry african guy: Whose Kafka tell me?!?!
by stewballs June 9, 2011
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kaffa

The meaning of a cunt
oi you fucking caffa get your rat out, ive got a rod of iron
by babys arm September 9, 2003
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dirty kafka

the act of shitting in one's mouth, (for authenticity in the terms of Kafka, the one recieving the tasty treat is preferably your sister)then proceeding to make out with the reciever of the fecal deposit.
dude, I totaly Dirty Kafkaed my sister last night.....it was hot......literally.
by charlie mans November 10, 2008
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Kaffa

Black koffie
My kaffa is bitter
by Doos poes gevreet December 22, 2019
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Kaffir

A word used by South Africans to describe stupid behavior by a black person, often confused for rasism.
Look at those kaffir's burning tires in the road to block the traffic!
Kaffir's stole that equipment.
by SKrawn March 25, 2021
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kafia

Kafka is a lonely child that wants to kill herself
I want to kafia:(
by Raxmo June 26, 2017
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Kafobulator

The thickness of the sides of the new apple imac g5......
1. Hey man check out the Kafobulator on that G5.. it's so sexy .. purrrrrrrr..

2. Man that chicks got some Kafobulator like theres no tommorow.
by Crunk master pimp juice. November 7, 2004
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