Scarlett Johansson'd

An act of masturbating while watching Scarlett Johansson in one of her movies.

Dude 1 : I was just watching Match Point and god i just Scarlett Johansson'd myself.

Dude 2 : Coming from a forever alone guy like you, that was'nt surprising.

Dude 1 : Aww, come on. Im sure you will pull it off too.

by Motorbotboobs April 9, 2011

Jehanzeb

The sexiest man you will ever find

Look it’s the sexy man jehanzeb

by Usuk man May 4, 2018

Johannes

-A Badass

-has a huge cock
-A profesional MILF Hunter

-likes big tits and huge ass

Person 1: I had Sex with his Mom
Person 2: Your such a Johannes

by ThaRealMuhfugga January 2, 2017

Johannes Gutenberg

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.

"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"

by DaBunny July 18, 2005

Johannesburg

biggest, baddest city in South Africa, where the diamond smugglers mingle with the carjackers to make life strange.

I had to get out of Johannesburg for the weekend so I flew to Cape Town for the ocean breezes.

by adam_before_eve April 27, 2006

johanna

A girls name. Usually a real cool girls name.
Nicknames include Jo, Jojo, Joey etc

Hey that chick Johanna is really cool.

by evil-barbie April 9, 2008

Johann

A smart, loving, loyal, amazing person. Grows up to be a great dad and husband to his wife and children.

They are usually a business man and are very good at solving problems, still managing to look funny and amazing while doing it.

Me: wow that girl has a Johann

I wish I had a Johann!

by The girl with blue, gold ey September 30, 2018