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Jesper is an amazing guy that everyone would love to be friends with. He's funny, and he has a laugh so contagious that it lights up that entire room. He appears to happy all the time, but if you really get to know him, you would realize that he's actually soft inside, and can get hurt easily, just that he doesn't show it. He knows how much he can take things, and would not hesitate to confront something that is disturbing him.
Jesper is secretly admired by many, and he knows it. He might sarcastically boast about it, but deep down he stays humble, and would only go out with someone whom he's truly in love with. He understands that he should be able to trust the person to have his heart, and that person tends to be someone he'd known for years.
Anyone who has Jesper as a friend should really treasure him, and keep his trust.
Jesper is secretly admired by many, and he knows it. He might sarcastically boast about it, but deep down he stays humble, and would only go out with someone whom he's truly in love with. He understands that he should be able to trust the person to have his heart, and that person tends to be someone he'd known for years.
Anyone who has Jesper as a friend should really treasure him, and keep his trust.
1. You're such a Jesper! You're so funny!
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N. Shortstop for the New York Yankees. Undoubtably the best player, let alone shortstop, in the game.
V. To Jeter: i.e., To make an unbelievable back hand stop on a ball and jump up and back while making an incredible throw to first base. Most aptly performed from the shortstop position; however, it may be possible for a player to Jeter from any position on the field.
V. To Jeter: i.e., To make an unbelievable back hand stop on a ball and jump up and back while making an incredible throw to first base. Most aptly performed from the shortstop position; however, it may be possible for a player to Jeter from any position on the field.
Announcer 1: Carlos Guillen runs back, he makes a beautiful back hand play, jumps up, and fires the ball to first for the out.
Announcer 2: Man, Carlos really Jetered on that last play!
Announcer 2: Man, Carlos really Jetered on that last play!
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