green apple jelly bean

when your are fucking a girl doggystyle and you notice a huge booger in your nose. you pick the boogie and proceed to hide it in the girls asshole.

Mrs. Sheppard was acting out of line so i had to sneak a green apple jelly bean, she felt like a jolly rancher.

by Aubrey Beanlands September 13, 2008

jelly bracelets

jelly braclets are fashionable thats it. And i know even if they are sex related i dont ever have to relate to what it means if i dont want to. I have my rights to remain the way i am no pressure to get it on. Its kind of a symbol for punks or skaters i guess

"yo man i love those braclets they fit your style"

by sam July 21, 2004

jelly bracelets

Jelly bracelets---sexual rubber bands used as a joke for junior high and highschool teens. There is no actual sexual intercourse associated with them.

blue=oral

black=sex

red=lap dance

purple=passionate sex

clear=anything

yellow=hug/head

orange=kiss/outdoor sex

white=flash

pink=make out

glow-in-the-dark pink=sex with girls sex toys

glow in the dark blue=sex with boys sex toys

glow-in-the-dark green/yellow= sex with porn

silver=outdoor sex/fingering

gold=date and all of the above

green(dark)=hand job

green(light)=Oral

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glitter makes it double

by [e-mail] November 20, 2004

K-Y Jelly

K-Y Jelly is a water-based, water-soluble personal lubricant produced by Johnson & Johnson. The initials "K-Y" are not known to represent any words — they were described by their originator as "arbitrary letters" — but are retained for their brand-identity. K-Y Jelly uses glycerin and hydroxyethyl cellulose as the lubricant. K-Y Jelly does not contain a spermicide.

My girlfriend has to quit having sex after about 15 minutes because her vagina starts to dry up, and it hurts her. So I used some K-Y Jelly to add moisture.

by MsCtrl January 24, 2009

jelly squat

a game played by students at recess, mainly 8th graders, in which you kick a ball and scream loudly. This name has no vulgar meaning and is looked down upon by most teachers. This game is highly educational because of the bonus round in which the players must answer rapid math problems.

Jelly squat is a fun and great game i hope we can play it again.

by the teacher helper March 19, 2009

Jelly arms

The act of vengeance usually toward a snitch. This act of violence towards another human being is by brutally taking a machete or other such sharp object and whacking both arms of the victim. After severing (but not completely cutting off) cartilage, tissue, etc., the perpetrator then grabs the arms of the victim and shakes them, because many vital structures to the arms have been been cut, the arms are like jelly, hence "Jelly Arms." It is a known act used by Narcoterrorists.

"Snitches get jelly arms."

by Cyrus78 February 1, 2019

Jellyfish

A man that gets emotionally and mentally dominated by a girl. He is left empty and pathetic, like the common jellyfish.

"Hey, Jason's girl cheated on him and now he's acting like a complete retard saying he has nothing to live for, he's become a real jellyfish."

by Noah Vanderhoof June 11, 2006