New Jersey

Best place in the U.S. People who are haters either haven't really been here or are just know-it-all's from the rest of the 49 states that can't compare. Take one step into Jersey and you're hooked- learn to drive or you aren't going to survive. And cut it out with all that "joisey" talk. People who use stereotypes gotta get a clue.

"You're from New Jersey? What exit?"

by Seattle June 26, 2005

north jersey

basically the families of people who work in new york. about 87 times better then south jersey.not everyone is a guido and there and there really arent that many. actually most people in north jersey hate guidos and the bad rep they give us. if you live in north jersey you most likely go to the city extreamly often and know it almost as well as any newyorker. and yes we talk normally however a slight jersey accent can slip out when angry.i have lived in north jersey my entire life and have never said joisey, i go to diners 24/7, really dislike the mall (sorry guys) and i greatly dislike guidos.

welcome to suberbia its pretty rad here

nobody in north jersey like a guido because who could ever take a boy who goes to tanning salons, plucks there eyebrows everyday, listens to techo and is constantly makeing kissy faces seriously

by sarah lang April 14, 2006

jersey jumper

Girls that follow sports teams and try to mess around with or have sex with everyone that has a jersey on the team, or they are the team sluts.

"stuped jersey jumpers"

by jake manthe July 12, 2005

New Jersey accent

We DONT say Joisey. We tend to draw out our vowels like people from Philly. If your in North Jersey you may have a New York-Like accent, If your in South Jersey Philly is your city and you talk more like them. Not all people have accents because most people move here from other Countries, and Regions of the U.S. I tend to say "Worter" instead of "Water". I also Say "Caaary" instead of "Carry." and "Nevahdah" instead of "Nevada". We mostly don't have strong accents though and remember NO ONE EVERY SAYS JOISEY.

West Coast Person: Hey aren't you from "Joisey" (trying to make fun of an accent that no one has)

NJ Kid: Actually we say it like "JUR-ZEE" and most New Jersey Accents aren't that strong, it varies from person to person.

by Always Right October 30, 2007

jersey shore

Pretty much the worst show on TV. A gay program about 8 people who are taken to New Jersey in a house that doesn't have any electricity, and full of cameras to stalk them while they live life. Apparently they're so bored they decide to get hammered, and shortly after nailed!

Either that, or it's fake shit! Think about it. It's not reality, or at least it's not anything like the reality from where I hail from. Then again, these poor kids might just be driven so crazy that this is their life, LOL.

This is an unexaggerated scene of Jersey Shore, seriously.

Jwoww: I'm bored.
Snooki: Hey, let's f**k people.
Jwoww: Okay, but first let's get out some drinks.
Snooki: Hey, how about we call the guys down and have a party!
Jwoww: That's good, let's hook up.

5 minutes later...

*Snooki is in bed with 2 guys.*

And next morning...

*Snooki is on the phone with her boyf.

Boyf: You cheated on me, how could you do that?
Snooki: (pregnant, surrounded by plastic cups, white stains all over bed) What are you talking about: I don't remember anything?

by Alex4315 September 7, 2012

New Jersey Jackhammer

You begin by performing 69 while standing; once you're finished & she swallows, you give the chick a WWF-style piledriver.

Note: it is very important to remove your equipment from her mouth before attempting a New Jersey Jackhammer so as to prevent a Guatamala Guillotine!

by 2tired2think September 8, 2009

new jersey pigeon

The act of defecating whilst ejaculating. The pressure put on the prostate by the passing fecal matter squeezes even more seminal juice into the simultaneous ejaculation. This creates a huge load of semen, which may or may not hit the person in the face. Said act is believed to have originated among pigeons from New Jersey. These pigeons had no control of their bowels and often defecated mid ejaculation.

Bob: "Ahh, my eye! My ass!"
Steve: "What's wrong?"
Bob: "I just pulled a new jersey pigeon...big mistake"
Steve: "I told you not to jack off mid-shit"

by MaxPower17325 March 1, 2011