basically the families of people who work in new york. about 87 times better then south jersey.not everyone is a guido and there and there really arent that many. actually most people in north jersey hate guidos and the bad rep they give us. if you live in north jersey you most likely go to the city extreamly often and know it almost as well as any newyorker. and yes we talk normally however a slight jersey accent can slip out when angry.i have lived in north jersey my entire life and have never said joisey, i go to diners 24/7, really dislike the mall (sorry guys) and i greatly dislike guidos.
welcome to suberbia its pretty rad here
welcome to suberbia its pretty rad here
nobody in north jersey like a guido because who could ever take a boy who goes to tanning salons, plucks there eyebrows everyday, listens to techo and is constantly makeing kissy faces seriously
by sarah lang March 05, 2006
Quite possibly the worst area in the country. Gives New Jersey as a whole an awful reputation. Basically anyone from northern new jersey has no manners, and cant drive for shit. Also for some reason, north jerey natives think their area is awesome because it smells and looks like Hitler's Asshole. Also, they invade the nice parts of new jersey (south jersey shore) and show no regard for the people who actually live there. Locals often call these scumbags "Bennys." North Jersey should become its own separate state and be nuked.
"Dude some Guido fuckers came into the restaraunt today and left without paying"
- Belmar Native
"Well its July now remember, all the north jersey scumbags are here"
- also Belmar Native
"O yeah, how could I forget...."
- Belmar Native
"Well its July now remember, all the north jersey scumbags are here"
- also Belmar Native
"O yeah, how could I forget...."
by Dave Rodriguez November 03, 2005
North Jersey is the northern part of the state. It ranges from low-populated forest areas to high-populated areas. People of South Jersey criticize North Jersey for its bad schools, polluted air, lack of people who know how to drive, mix of ethnicities, and more. Most North Jersey people, due to the fact there is almost nothing to do in North Jersey for the summer, come to the southern part of the state and cause unbelievable crime and traffic in the southern towns. A study says that crime in the southern towns increase over four-hundred percent during the summer months. Locals refer to these imposters as bennys.
by North Jersey Hater July 01, 2006
The reason that New Jersey is called the "Armpit of America." Overcrowded, too close to New York, and home to many nasty factories. Also contains Newark, which is basically a death trap, and a shitty sports complex.
If you are driving in Newark, or any North Jersey city for that matter, be sure to lock your doors and roll up your windows.
by Dewey June 22, 2004
The more advanced side of New Jersey, and the side that is more influenced by New York. In North Jersey, the Yankees/Mets, Knicks/Nets, & Devils/Rangers/Islanders get more press then in South Jersey (We're not all Yankee fans, FYI). Also, there is a stereotype that we all have New York Accents, which is wrong. Most of us don't have an accent at all, and those that do live VERY close to New York.
There are Diners everywhere, true, but New Jersey is the Diner state, so that can't really be blamed on North NJ.
There are Diners everywhere, true, but New Jersey is the Diner state, so that can't really be blamed on North NJ.
In North Jersey:
- We read the Star Ledger, not the Asbury Park Press.
- We use SPRINKLES, not Jimmies.
- We eat SUBS, not Hoagies.
- Channel 4 is NBC. Not 3.
- None of us have any f*cking idea what a Wawa is.
- We really don't give a shit how the Phillies do.
- Atlantic City isn't sentimental to us.
(These views are mine, not yours)
- We read the Star Ledger, not the Asbury Park Press.
- We use SPRINKLES, not Jimmies.
- We eat SUBS, not Hoagies.
- Channel 4 is NBC. Not 3.
- None of us have any f*cking idea what a Wawa is.
- We really don't give a shit how the Phillies do.
- Atlantic City isn't sentimental to us.
(These views are mine, not yours)
by Zach G. December 24, 2004
-A really good place to live. If you can afford it.
-Close to greatest city in the world.
-A diverse population.
-Smarter, richer, and way more open-minded than South Jersey.
-Way less trashier than South Jersey.
-about .001% of the people are like the retards in "Jersey Shore".
-No one EVER says "Joisey". You will get your assed kick if you try that.
-Doesn't tollerate that much bullshit.
-Close to greatest city in the world.
-A diverse population.
-Smarter, richer, and way more open-minded than South Jersey.
-Way less trashier than South Jersey.
-about .001% of the people are like the retards in "Jersey Shore".
-No one EVER says "Joisey". You will get your assed kick if you try that.
-Doesn't tollerate that much bullshit.
by tellingthetruthhere. April 24, 2010
The northern region of New Jersey. Provides easy access to NYC. If you're from North Jersey as opposed to South Jersey, you are much cooler by comparison.
by Andy May 07, 2003