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bro jerky

You need to stop being soft and get out tonight, bro jerky
by Bro jerky December 20, 2014
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governor-jerry-brown

She always knows what to say and when to say it. Governor is really good at making others happy, and seems to know what makes every person feel better individually. Her jokes are very original and have a uniqueness to them that most jokes dont have.
Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*
by gingrrbabez September 13, 2019
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Busted his Jerry

When a guy takes it in the ass for the first time.
I took your brother out last night and busted his Jerry,I bet his ass hurts this morning.
by Toomb June 8, 2017
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Teriyaki Jizz Jerky

The act of ejaculating on a strip of teriyaki jerky and feeding it to your partner.
Teriyaki Jizz Jerky: “I told my man I was hungry so he ejaculated on a strip of teriyaki jerky and suddenly I was full.”
by BeefJerky42 May 12, 2023
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Jerry-ness

(adj.) The epitome of creepiness often resulting in various forms of sexual harassment, severe uneasiness, restraining orders, and the urge for spontaneous uncontrollable vomiting for members of the opposite sex.
What the hell is that guy's problem?!? He keeps staring at my ass, ughhhh... he's got some serious Jerry-ness.

An overweight, balding, middle-aged man was working out at Planet Fitness in his complimentary white PF T-shirt that he wears everytime he steps foot in the gym that he somehow believes is being used to show off his 250lb solid fat physique, and while he tells everyone within a 50ft radius how their form is off despite him not being able to perform a single pull-up, he then catches a glimpse of a female on an eliptical machine, which causes him to drop everything he is doing and instantaneously flip the switch into hardcore creep mode where his jerry-ness will cause him to uncontrollably stare at a girl (regardless of age or how far out of his league she may be) to the point of creepiness nirvana where the victim will usually either run for help or kill herself in an attempt to escape said stare of Jerry-ness and Mr. Creeper himself with be in complete contempt in embracing his off the charts Jerry-ness.
by italmafia1 June 14, 2010
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Jerryface

Polish Jerry expression from Tom and Jerry. Used when you say, do or address something really retarded.
Person A: I wore my shoes backwards the whole day and did not notice till now
Person B: *Jerryface
by UR2.5BL November 30, 2018
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Beef Jerky

The action of jerking off without and lube, hence the dryness of the meat
Yeah, I went beef jerky the other day and got friction burn on my dick
by Sikey1312 March 7, 2018
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