Shade Jacking

When a person makes some ridiculous comparison on a current news topic, completely not about said topic, with the intent to take some moral high ground by referencing their agenda, or old news story, attempting to throw shade on the current topic, while high jacking the other people back to their topic.

"Everybody is so upset about a dead lion, but nobody even cares about dead babies".... Shade Jacking.

by Revilious August 31, 2015

cyber jacking

When a man or woman can’t get laid in real life, the sit in front of the computer and jackoff.

Quit sitting around the house cyber jacking all the time, go out and purchase some pussy.

by Elwipfo April 22, 2018

jacking off in a corner

When someone periodically dissapears or leaves for no apparent reason or without warning during intense or important moments. Which then follows a question period of the persons whereabouts. When the person repeatedly disapears, the group assumes the person is an idiot and is most likely jackin'off some place.

Bob: Dude, where the hell is Adam.
Dan: No clue, probably jacking off in a corner somewhere.

by Sniperrul January 10, 2007

bike jacking

when someone steels your bike when your on it kind like carjacking but to bike rider

johny got bikejacked near cantral park

by tom November 30, 2003

Hugh Jackman

What every man should be like.

He has an uncontrollable talent to make women have lascivious, lewd, salacious, prurient thoughts.

he is also a rather sensuous actor.

"Oh my, did you see Hugh Jackman in that film the other night?"

"What film?"

"I cant remember the name or what happened but he was shirtless and he is all i went to bed thinking about!"

by HugeJackman October 21, 2012

Shalom Jackie

The best part of a British tv series called Friday night dinner, it features an amazing man called Jim and the Goodman family, GO WATCH IT!!!!! R.I.P WILSON😭😭

Jim Shalom Jackie
Jackie oh hi Jim

Jackie nows not the best time Jim

Jim oooo do I smell crimble crumble?
Jim g....good...good boy....Wilson

by Jim_lover123 December 19, 2018

jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.

I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.

by Patrick April 23, 2008